Asian people. 

Why do you think EVERYTHING gives you cancer?!?!

UV Rays. Coke. Tea. Milk. Ice. 5 or less hours of Sleep. Chlorine. Dumbbells. Shoes. Lotions. Powder. Eggs. Coins. Fragrances. Massage Chairs. Sitting. Standing. Lying Down.

Really?!?!??! COME ON!

** I only use asian people because these are things that my family finds and tells me.
*** Some of those things I made up, but the over exaggeration comes from some of the things truthfully listed. Making lists, I heard, gives you cancer.
**** They never specify what type of cancer either, but mostly it’s skin, or lung, or heart.
***** I believe that cancer is a serious issue. This has no intention to mock the disease. 

Deuces… . . Peace signs might give you cancer.